Bad Behavior
Boots & Spurs
Country Song Aint Sad (Unless Your Hurtin)
Don’t Shoot
I Wanna Be Your Man
I Wish I May
If You Got The Culo (I Brought My Burro)
Lyin To You, Lyin With Me
Man I’d Love To Go
BAD BEHAVIOR
I was raised on stage in a honky tonk
And I cut my teeth on a steel guitar
I grew up on Waylon & ZZ Top
Once I get to rockin I just can’t stop
Well my hammer cocks once the sun is gone
Plug me in and turn me onCause I’m bad behavior don’t you know
Yes I’m bad behavior just let me go
I’m bad news and that’s plain to see
Here I come so get ready for me
Yes I’m bad behavior
Well I fly by the light of a neon star
And I drown my tears in a mason jar
Got a jukebox heart and a outlaw soul
And there’s only one thing that you should know
Like red hot coals I’m gonna burn ya down
Leave ya beggin for more as I ride outta town
Cause I’m bad behavior don’t you know
Yes I’m bad behavior just let me go
I’m bad news and that’s plain to see
Here I come so get ready for me
Yes I’m bad behavior
* SOLO*
Cause I’m bad behavior cant you tell
Yes I’m bad behavior just a rasin hell
Well I’m bad news and that’s plain to see
Here I come so get ready for me
Yes I’m bad behavior (look out baby)
BOOTS & SPURS
He rode 14 miles of barbed wire fence before the sun came up
And if you look you gonna find hay hooks in the back seat of his truck
He got a Blue Heeler ridin shotgun and a rope coiled up in the floor
He says ‘step outside’ when some dude at the bar says
‘where’d you park your horse’Hes a dyin breed a thing of the past they don’t make em like him no more
Ya in all your life you’ve never seen one like him before
He cranks Dwight Yoakam cause it gets him high
He’s a lover and a fighter on a Friday night
And if he’s drinkin Black Velvet well you better watch your ass
He chews Levi Garrett and he carries a knife
For his lady or his momma he would give his life
To describe a man like him you only need 2 words, he’s Boots & Spurs
Well he drove 500 miles one night to make Cheyenne on time
And at the PBR VIP bar Lord he don’t stand in line
Well he’s up in Denver in the morning, made the short round in San Antone
And at the rodeo in El Paso you gonna find him a hangin on
Hes a dyin breed a thing of the past they don’t make em like him no more
Ya in all your life you’ve never seen one like him before
He cranks Dwight Yoakam cause it gets him high
He’s a lover and a fighter on a Friday night
And if he’s drinkin Black Velvet well you better watch your ass
He chews Levi Garrett and he carries a knife
For his lady or his momma he would give his life
To describe a man like him you only need 2 words, he’s Boots & Spurs
* SOLO *
Hes a dyin breed a thing of the past they don’t make em like him no more
Ya in all your life you’ve never seen one like him before
He cranks Dwight Yoakam cause it gets him high
He’s a lover and a fighter on a Friday night
And if he’s drinkin Black Velvet well you better watch your ass
He chews Levi Garrett and he carries a knife
For his lady or his momma he would give his life
To describe a man like him you only need 2 words, he’s Boots & Spurs
COUNTRY SONG AINT SAD UNLESS YOUR HURTIN
My girlfriend left last night with my Daddy
Since Momma passed he’s just been so alone
And my dog he ran off to work and bit my boss
And that’s the best it’s been in oh so long
No a country song aint sad unless your hurtin
That 2/4 beat’ll rip your heart out clean
No a country song aint sad unless your hurtin
How could something sound so good be so damn mean
* SOLO *
I lost all my money in a pool game
Last night at the bar I felt so sad
So I got drunk and fell head first into a well
Well the doctors say my chance aint too bad
No a country song aint sad unless your hurtin
That 2/4 beat’ll rip your heart out clean
No a country song aint sad unless your hurtin
How could something sound so good be so damn mean
Oh, how could something sound so good be so damn mean
DON’T SHOOT
I was playin at a nightclub in El Paso
The people packed the bar right out the door
Then some drunk ass in the corner hit a bouncer
And I watched the fight commence out on the floor
Then 2 shots rang out somewhere near the jukebox
So I decided I’d run outta songs to play
And when the door broke down I saw a badge and handcuffs
And as the troopers pulled their guns I heard one say
Don’t shoot, the cowboy with the guitar
I saw him here last night he plays & sings
Don’t shoot, the cowboy with the guitar
From the bandstand I bet he saw everything
* SOLO *
They were linin people up and takin statements
When a guy stepped up and he said I saw it all
Just then someone took a cue stick to his forehead
And it soon became a full fledged barroom brawl
Well they radioed for back up & the SWAT team
Tear gas and police dogs filled the scene
And as the sniper drug his cross hairs across the dance floor
Well I heard the chief of police scream
Don’t shoot, the cowboy with the guitar
I saw him here last night he plays & sings
Don’t shoot, the cowboy with the guitar
From the bandstand I bet he saw everything
Don’t shoot, the cowboy with the guitar
From the bandstand I bet he saw everything
I WANNA BE YOUR MAN
When she walked through the door every mans head turned
Like a mountain lion watchin a deer
And every step she took burnt a hole in the floor
Ya she made me spill my beer
Well she walked passed jimmy like he wadn’t even there
As he tried to ask her to dance
And like a one legged man in an ass kickin contest
He never stood a chance
When she headed my way I said ok boy
Whatcha gonna do
But before I could think she slid me a drink
And said ‘Honey I been lookin for you’
And i said…
Mam, hot damn, you about the finest woman in all the land
And if ya, could, well i would, get a little closer ya you know ya should
And theres a, good chance, romance, is the outcome given our circumstance
So baby understand, I got a one part plan
Girl I wanna be your man
Well I ordered up a round of jose gold
She drank hers then she drank mine
And like a suped up runaway party machine
I was hangin’ on for dear life
I said girl if ya want we can drive to the lake
Maybe watch the sun come up
But as we walked out the door she jerked me in the alley
Ya we never even made it to the truck
And I said…
* SOLO *
Mam, hot damn, you about the finest woman in all the land
And if ya, could, well i would, get a little closer ya you know ya should
And theres a, good chance, romance, is the outcome given our circumstance
So baby understand, I got a one part plan
Girl I wanna be your man
Mam, hot damn, you about the finest woman in all the land
And if ya, could, well i would, get a little closer ya you know ya should
And theres a, good chance, romance, is the outcome given our circumstance
So baby understand, I got a one part plan
Girl I wanna be your man
Girl I wanna be your man
I WISH I MAY
Sits on his front steps starin in the distance
Nobody calls, nobody goes by
As the sun is sinkin he thinks about his first love
Then he hangs his head and he gently sighs
Gets in his truck & drives to the desert
Hears the coyotes howl and he wonders why
As the moon comes up he feels a little smaller
Then he makes wish on the nighttime sky
I wish I may I wish I might
Understand why I’m here tonight
Open my eyes let me see some light
I wish I may I wish I might
Alarm clock rings he pours a cup of coffee
Then he drives to work for the millionth time
Sits at his desk starin out the window
Looks at his watch as his life ticks by
Its 5 o’clock he punches out his time card
Then he sits in traffic till half passed 9
Pulls in his drive way the stars are out and shinning
Looks towards the sky and asks one more time
I wish I may I wish I might
Understand why I’m here tonight
Open my eyes let me see some light
I wish I may I wish I might
Life’s full of questions and they never go away
And sometimes it’s hard
You just take it day by day
I wish I may I wish I might
Understand why I’m here tonight
Open my eyes let me see the light
I wish I may I wish I might
I wish I may I wish I might
Understand why I’m here tonight
God am I precious in your sight
I wish I may I wish I might
IF YOU GOT THE CULO
If you got the culo I brought my burro baby
He aint too fast but it aint because he’s lazy
Ya he takes his time cause he wanna drive you crazy
If you got the culo I brought my burro baby
I was in albuquerque somewhere around 3:30
First time I saw her, first thing I thought was dirty
Black hair & red lips oh man she sure was purty
I walked up to her,
Said honey this might sound flirty…(but)
If you got the culo I brought my burro baby
He aint too fast but it aint because he’s lazy
Ya he takes his time cause he wanna drive you crazy
If you got the culo I brought my burro baby
* SOLO *
She hopped in the truck and I took her out for dinner
After 6 margaritas I thought I might could win er’
She liked to dance so out on the floor i’d spin er’
And its hard to be a saint when your out with a sinner
If you got the culo I brought my burro baby
He aint too fast but it aint because he’s lazy
Ya he takes his time cause he wanna drive you crazy
If you got the culo I brought my burro baby
If you got the culo I brought my burro baby
He aint too fast but it aint because he’s lazy
He knows what you need & he gonna drive you crazy
If you got the culo I brought my burro baby
Ya I you got the culo I brought my burro baby
MAN I’D LOVE TO GO
Well the sun beats down a warm wind blows
There’s a place where my mind goes
The women shine and the whiskey flows
I’m feelin right and man it shows
Oh take me to the place where they know your face
Where the rats don’t run cause it aint no race
And it just feels right cause you know it is
Where what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is his
Where you reach for the stars bark at the moon
Laugh till the cows come home
Well I don’t where that is but man I’d love to go
Where the wages are high
There aint no crime
And your favorite song it plays all the time
You can eat all you want and don’t gain any weight
Where nobody knows the words sad or hate
Oh take me to the place where they know your face
Where the rats don’t run cause it aint no race
And it just feels right cause you know it is
Where what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is his
Where you reach for the stars bark at the moon
Laugh till the cows come home
Well I don’t where that is but man I’d love to go
Where the gas is cheap the beer is free
Coffee is hot and the waitress is sweet
The sky is always blue the fish’ll always bite
And there’s someone warm to tuck you in at night
Oh take me to the place where they know your face
Where the rats don’t run cause it aint no race
And it just feels right cause you know it is
Where what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is his
Where you reach for the stars bark at the moon
Laugh till the cows come home
Well I don’t where that is but man I’d love to go
No I don’t where that is but man I’d love to go (man I’d love to go)
LYIN TO YOU, LYIN WITH ME
Well you caught me with another one
Baby, I’ve heard the same about you
Oh but what I’ve started can’t be undone
Now tell me, what am I gonna do
So here I am with what’s left of me
I’ve got the biggest broken heart in town
Goin out of my mind and its plain to see
I just can’t live without you around
But I was lyin to you while she was lyin with me
Every time that you weren’t there I’d turn & there she’d be
She picked me up while you let me down
And somehow you couldn’t see
That I was lyin to you while she was lyin with me
* SOLO *
Darlin I did you wrong and I’ll take the blame
A girl like you don’t come but once or twice
So what we had is threw and Lord that’s a shame
Oh but Honey while it lasted it was nice
But I was lyin to you while she was lyin with me
Every time that you weren’t there I’d turn & there she’d be
She picked me up while you let me down
And somehow you couldn’t see
That I was lyin to you while she was lyin with me
Ya she picked me up while you let me down
And somehow you couldn’t see
That I was lyin to you while she was lyin with me
Yes I was lyin to you while she was lyin with me